your face smells like peppermint

the-real-team-starkid:

the cast and crew of twisted

Awesome.

4,686 plays

sparrow49:

Misty Mountains Cold 100% speed up for anon

Hahahahahaha

lyrox:

ianthe:

benedryl-pumpkinpatch:

Butawhiteboy Cantbekhan

i’m crying

best one yet

“Can you, in fact, “Spock-ify” any phrase that I give you?” (x)

so i was doing a word search on my phone just now as i was getting ready to sleep and one of the words was adieu so i said it out loud and then i said bless you and then i laughed at my own joke for being so clever and then i realized that this is what my life has become

#i am quitting my job to fuck women lol later starfleet

h0odrich:

katara:

someone called me and idk who so im chillin on the phone and i think they butt dialed because all i hear is heavy breathing

who the fuck breathes out their ass

turtles