your face smells like peppermint

fatalintentions:

me

just. me

Get to know Zachary Levi (insp.)

solitarycheese:

clambistro:

burgerrr:

circuit-city:

whenever i have those brutal searing being-dissolved-from-inside period cramps during school or work i pretend i am a viking warlord who has been stabbed in the abdomen but i killed the assailant so i’m the only one who knows im injured and i have to carry on normally til the end of the battle to keep up my mens morale

this is good

Gonna adopt this method of dealing

perfect

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Tagged by: moviecrush

Type: ESFP (Performer)

ESFPs live in the moment, learn by doing, and enjoy promoting harmony and fun. This is a team player of the highest degree, but only if they aren’t bored. They also enjoy their creature comfort.

  • Cheryl/Carol Tunt from Archer

Who’s surprised? No one is surprised. The comparisons make me laugh a lot though.

I tag: pizza-andblowjobs, lavender-inspiration, bad-wolf-baby, wishmeapixie, tonguetoafrozenpole

pizza-andblowjobs:

I had a fantastic talk with one of my friends tonight. I haven’t talked to him in forever and I would honestly not really have called us friends until tonight. He’s a regular at work and we’ve talked a couple times, but never hang out or anything.

But tonight, he drove me home and we talked while…

ihaveabadcaseofthefandoms:

lizthefangirl:

xibalbadance:

Mother fuckin’ Jim Carrey

i have searched

for this gifset

for all eternity

this is one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen

kerrypolka:

kinkstertime:

This whole bit is made all the funnier by knowing that all of the guards were just random extras who weren’t told what was going to happen only that they weren’t allowed laugh at any cost as they wouldn’t be payed if they did.

At uni I took a screenwriting course from THIS VERY GUARD EXTRA (who went on to contribute to some of the Python stuff), who confirms this and also that Michael Palin would use different ridiculous names in every take, so they couldn’t even prepare themselves for hearing it.